Do you have a pedalboard for sale?
Seriously though, old man time catches up with us in a hundred different ways as we approach Logan's Run's Carousel.
The younger we are the more that we ignore the approaching shroud of old age.
Karma settles all scores.
Chinese Proverb: May the pleasures of your youth be the chains of your old age.
My brother's mother in law suffered from gout. Strict vegetarian diet her entire life. But hers was compounded by osteoporosis and multiple hip and knee replacements. She passed away a decade ago.
Avoid excessive protein intake, including vegetables like chickpeas, legumes in general, nuts, etc. And learn to enjoy your oncoming opioid addiction
I'm seeing a zillion pharmaceutical options for everything from IBS to itchy hair syndrome but there's not a lot they seem able to do for gout these days.
Keep smiling